Marge's Addiction

Marge is addicted to chewing things.
She chews her toys
She chews the furniture (less now than she used to)
She chews the towels that make her bed comfy
She chews on the carpet (used to)
She chews on her friends (a VERY bad habit that we are in the midst of breaking her of)
She has even tried chewing on our cast iron stove.

And it seems the stove is pretty much the only thing she cannot demolish. For everything else, it is just a matter of time.

Take this toy for example. Looks pretty tough right?

In fact, is supposed to be indestructible, as evidence by these reviews.

So, what did Marge do to it:


The testimonials from "real clients" state that it is the only toy that lasts more than 1 day with their dog. However, it seems that compared to our dog, these "real clients" hardly have "real dogs". (This toy only made it to day 2 because Marge got a 2nd new toy at the same time - and that one got destroyed first. Then she move on to this one)

Marge has some powerful jaws. And a serious addiction to chewing.
Oh well, at least she enjoyed it while it lasted.

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